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1979Comedy
Tom Segura
Spanish-speaking white dude, “I wanna look like a human being” energy, death machine with Bert
One half of the Two Bears One Cave empire with Bert Kreischer. Master storyteller, fluent in Spanish despite being the whitest man alive, and the king of dark-but-hilarious personal anecdotes. "I’m trying to look like a human being" energy.