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1977American Football
Tom Brady
7 Super Bowls, married a supermodel, still throwing TDs at 45, the ultimate winner
The undisputed Greatest Of All Time. Seven Super Bowl rings — more than any franchise. Five Super Bowl MVPs, three league MVPs, 15× Pro Bowl, 23 seasons of defying Father Time. Drafted 199th overall out of Michigan, turned "game manager" into the ultimate insult, and won championships with two different teams. Famous for the 28–3 comeback, deflated football memes, TB12 empire, and retiring only when he damn well felt like it. Still looks 35 at 47. The blueprint. The cheat code. The final boss of quarterbacks.